Pokemon Freak

Someone who couldn't care less about the world and spend 20 hours just to level their Pikachu to lvl 23. They play for hours and hours and go mad if they don't catch a Mudkip.

Myself talking to the DS: C'mon.. C'mon come to me lil Mudkip.
*Waits for the ball to capture it.*
*Pokemon escapes.*
Myself talking to the DS: NOOOO!!! How could you! You crazy thing!
*Thinks to myself.* I must be a pokemon freak.

by Cassie. xx January 14, 2009

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2004

pokemon bank

A software that let's you store up to 3,000 pokemon online and allows you to transfer your mons. It is also Nintendo's lack of common sense to make us wait longer for it.

Nintendo screwed over on Pokemon Bank.

by Shamaleon December 30, 2013

pokemon complex

A complex where someone gets hooked on something, usually starting with a singular item, but then needing everything for it. Usually resides around collecting toys, cards, movies, or other similiar items.

I told myself I would only get the first movie, but my pokemon complex kicked in and I bought the whole trilogy.

by GoodLuckChuck March 6, 2012

Dragon pokemon

My favorite type of pokemon in pearl.
flygon dragonite salamence flygon rayquaza bagon garchomp and ohh flygon!

Flygon is the best dragon pokemon out of all.All hail flygon!

by Chickenwing21 June 2, 2007

Pokemon 5

A code name for pornography originally used by preteen boys to mask the word "porn" from the ears of those that would hamper their fun when spoken allowed in public.

During the late 90s and early y2k pornography was still hard to come by for under age persons that wished to acquire or merely view porn. At this same time, Pokemon was at it's peak of popularity. It was assumed that any conversation mentioning the fad would go unnoticed by adults.

The phrase actually originated from the first label placed on the side of a stolen -- from a family friend-- homemade VHS tape with XXX programming on it. This and similar porn tapes could be placed among other non-adult VHS in the boys collection with out raising any suspicion.

Many pornographic release series stretch on higher and higher in volumes like Rocky movies, hence the phrase fits what it is.

"Hey Rich and Derek, let's watch Pokemon 5 after school then play smash bros. Have you found some?"

"With all my homemade DBZ and actual Pokemon tapes, my parents will never find Pokemon 5."

by ERS++ June 4, 2009

Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016