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The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.
Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"
by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020
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Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022
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Love poem

My tongue is pink

Your balls are blue
My favourite colours violet

What do you say we make it

Just me and you 🫶🏽
Hey Jane I wrote you a love poem

Oml I love you too
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I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.
P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.
by MissNeutrum December 27, 2018
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Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.
This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.
by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020
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Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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Pokemon

Pokemon was a great fad from the years 1998-2000. In Kindergarten, it was all that we could think about; trading, sharing, swapping, PKMN Red, Blue and Yellow.

It would have not been poked fun at today if they didn't make all these new Pokemon; 151 was good, except for perhaps Marill, Azumarill, Togepi, and Togetic, making 155. They should have stopped at Red, Blue, and Yellow.

The Anime show would have been very excellent if they left all the TV-14 content in the show, just like in Japan, here in America, without Team Rocket coming in every other episode.
*sigh* I once the old Pokemon, but the new ones suck ass.
by KingHenson August 27, 2006
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