L-Plated

VERB: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending King's College, Auckland, and their associates.
Derived from L Plate the plates that Learner drivers must display when driving.

Commonly used in conjunction with retard wanker eatass and other insults. Generally only used by teenage males.

Guy 1: Hey, Tom, where's mum's car? I want to go out.
Brother: Sorry, I crashed it coming into K-Rd. The cops dropped me off. Gutted eh?
Guy 1: Well, you fully L-Plated that, retard.

and

Guy 1: Man, I am so screwed..!
Friend: What's up?
Guy 1: I fully L-Plated it with Christie - called her Jess. Fuck.

by Lecca August 22, 2006

skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.

See above definition of skip plate.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Super Plate

a super plate is when you're super hungry and make all different kinds of food for yourself all on one plate

know you niggas hungry, come and get a super plate - Put On, Young Jeezy

by tamade August 31, 2008

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 18, 2004

Hot Plate

When a layer of saran wrap is applied over a face before a hot coil of stool is laid on top of it.

"Tammy woke up with a hot plate."

"Shut up ho, or I give you a steaming hot plate."

by Kerry "MFC" Cotton May 12, 2010

Hot Plate

hu-ot pla`hate to produce a bowel movement upon another human being's chest, on top of saran wrap

Tim told Chris and Derrick that it would be cool to have Liz hot plate on him.

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

Cleveland Plate

A cleveland plate is the same as a pittsburgh steamer, but without the glass.

In upstate NY, anything having to do with defecation and sex is inevitably called 'Cleveland"...

"Yo Dog, we've been invited up to Chuck Berry's Dressing room after the show for some cleveland plates!"

by Mr. Playa June 05, 2009