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Pinker Ponker

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.
Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.
by Shella Bella February 19, 2011
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Pink Panter

A teal haired senior at CHS with large baggy pink pants. He often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his shitty Buick and warding off the cops while high. He frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. He used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? In other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.
Pink Panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.
by kfeaaa March 14, 2009
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Jan Pieter

The sexiest middle name in the world. Part of a long line of traditional Jan Pieters, this dutch name originates from some part of the Netherlands. Dutch country, not to be confused with the Deutshland, which is Germany. The owner of this middle name is typically a cancer surivor, 6'5 and a very loving, good looking individual. He wears ray ban glasses and has a sweet side.
by high jai November 20, 2010
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Pinger

A pinger is someone who has better internet than you (ms) giving them an advantage in PvP.
Most likely coming from minecraft users who lag..
John: 27 ms

xxPvPkillerxx: 230 ms

John has slayed xxPvPkillerxx
xxPvPkillerxx: you only won because you're a pinger!
by GhostSs May 12, 2015
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Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.
My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.
by slicksal November 4, 2006
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pinetree

accesory hung on rear view mirror in effort to make an automobile look and smell negroidial
He got seven pine trees hangin in his mo-fuggin Maxima.
by x June 15, 2003
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Painter

The guy who is cool and is th CEO of the most badass paint and painter supplies ever know to man. But has little to no artistic talent.
Dude that he/she blows at art but, he/she has that best stuff to paint your walls. He/She is a total Painter."
by thatguyfuc May 30, 2011
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