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The pressure on my car's wheels were to high so I had to start patrioting
patrioting by N0H0M0H0B0 January 25, 2015
Someone who grew up in the rural United States and loves guns, the military, and war above all else. Hates the Constitution, except for the 2nd Amendment, and most everyone else, outside of fellow patriots.

The patriot particularly despises gays, women, minorities, and Muslims. Strongly identifies as Christian but has no idea what Jesus Christ actually said or taught. If Jesus were to reappear on earth, a patriot would consider him a weak, wimpy, cowardly, effeminate, contemptible liberal do-gooder.
1. A patriot never met a war he didn't adore.
2. Real patriots don't do peacekeeping. Peace is for namby pamby girlyboys.
patriot by Nightjag January 25, 2015
Synonym of "uneducated, paranoid right winger". Normally an individual living in a fantasy world, who blames the fact that they are thick, ugly and unemployable on others. These 'patriots' take pride in wearing cheap Union Jack clothing or tracksuits (preferably both combined), have variations of bulldog tattoos, and a grand total of 3 teeth.

Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.

They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
"Did you see the state of that patriot singing GSTQ whilst falling out of Wetherspoons? What an absolute embarrassment."

"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."

"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
Patriot by annamcd February 21, 2019

The Patriot 

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, he requests or physically suggests that she assume a kneeling position before him pre-climax. He then ejaculates upon her face, aiming for the nose, cheek, and forehead, and retrieves an American styled "confetti popper" from a garment pocket or nearby cabinet/nightstand. He then recites a line from the movie "The Patriot" and yanks the cord, initiating a facial spangling of red, white, and blue confetti.
When he gave Angela "The Patriot" this time, he said, "Aim small, miss small!"
The Patriot by Peter Tolosa September 5, 2012

Srbin Patriota 

Srbin Patriota
Srbin Patriota mean Serbian Patriota.
He loves his country. He also drink rakia eats pogača, ćevapi, sarma... And he Will Fuck everyone Who is not a Pravoslavac Slav
And if you say: Srbin Patriota he Will give you the rakia, zajecarsko,pogača and myb you Will play Moravac with him.
Also Srbin Patriota means that ićyou are from Serbia and no metter wher you are now or wher you Will be in the future. You Will always love the Serbia and their People. If you love soo much Serbia, Serbian People, drink rakia, drink zajecarsko, eat pogača, eat sarma... You Will ne half Srbin Patriota becouse you are not born in Serbia!😀
the love of one's country above all people, places, and things
Courtney Ferracane is such a patriot, her favorite song is You're a Grand Old Flag.
patriot by gilligan20 February 9, 2009