Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023

Pintle

The top part of any horizontal hinge.

"I think the pintle needs some oil.."
"she gudgeon on my pintle til i hinge.."

by THE_HANDY_CLAPPER June 20, 2024

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Pantler

A portmanteau of "pants" and "antler" which refers to the random and embarrassing erections experienced by adolescent boys.

I walked through the middle school and was nearly killed by the smell of stale body odor from a bunch of boys sporting pantlers.

by Oppenheimer_U235 August 13, 2025

freshly painted

A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours

After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.

by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009

Sky Painter

You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"

by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012