Facetime and Pump

Like Netflix and chill but over facetime

Hey girl listen here why dont you hop on facetime so we can facetime and Pump.

by Wrefferoni March 12, 2018

Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

by ElKeeblerElf October 02, 2010

fm pumps

Fuck Me Pumps. Sexy shoes worn with the intention to attract sexual advances.

She wore her favorite FM Pumps to the bar.

by Jacobsax November 19, 2013

Bum Pump

A Pump Like Instrument, That Is Used For Clearing Out Ones Rectum, Prior To Anal Sex.

John: Ima Do Her In The Arse Later.......

Tom: Make Sure She Bum Pumps First, Otherwise, She Will, Without A Doubt, Dirty On Your Cock Stick...

by Buperter August 06, 2011

fuel pump

Urinating in a sexual partner's rectum.

Jim: So, did you pee in her butthole?

Matt: Absolutely, I fuel pumped the shit outta her.

by Dickfingers785 October 24, 2013

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

fist pumping

A ridiculous,inane activity which only tools and people from the Jersey Shore find exciting.

Me: Dude, last night was awesome. I got gang raped by every Playmate of the year from the last decade.
Jesrsey Tool:That was nothing,I was at the club fist pumping 'til the sun came up!

by takeout boy May 25, 2010