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god

An ideal that, whether one believes in it or not, has kept people talking for centuries past and future.
god exists, god exists not; god exists, god exists not.
by Jade May 25, 2003
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an all-ruling supposedly all-powerful being that somehow people think created us...i was under the impression i came from my mother and father. he is a fierce person who shows NO mercy to anybody even to people who follow him. and if you don't go god's way you get to be tortured for the rest of forever when you snuff it.
if you want an example of God see tyrant
by liL Bulletz January 9, 2008
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I used to believe in God until my curly hairs grew.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commode December 17, 2010
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by RedstoneTrippy August 14, 2018
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God

1. The almighty being that brought everything into existance.

2. Completely rejected by the sinners who were responsible for acts sternly forbade by God, such as the crusades, or the Spanish inquisition. Most people say things like, "God is a hypocrit, His people go against His commands," even though the entire point of the Bible is to save us from our sins (such as going on crusades, and killing people for being Jewish/Muslim while living in Spain).
God has saved me from my sins.
by Josh Wilkinson November 15, 2006
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What you can blame everything on.
"daddy, why is the world sucha bad place?" "Because god hates you son."
by MEEEE!!!! TACOMAN!!! July 5, 2005
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god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways
"Hello my name is God, would u like a line of this bad ass coke?"
by liz September 14, 2005
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