granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015

Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

granny hanny

some dumb person

jkjk she cool

omg where is granny hanny

by not katelynn May 19, 2017

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

Granny Dick

When you ask your grandma to sew your dick to your homies dick.

Jamie: Hey check it out me and Lucas got Granny Dick
Lucas: Fucken oath

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014