same ol' g

person that made it big and doin their thing...buht is still tha same person, and didnt let they head get big. didnt chnge at all.

even though i got my own c.d.
maybe even on t.v.
there ain't no changing me
i can only be me me me
even though i might be on t.v.
cause i got my own c.d.
all you will ever see
same ol' "G"

by Puppet January 6, 2005

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/

When you are really bored and have gone left to right, top to bottom, and diagonal the other way, and your mom still wants you to do your homework, but you really don't want to, so you resort to going diagonal this way, but then you get to the letter k and you run into a problem... There is now punctuation in the mix!! You really want to just delete the comma, but if you do that, then you will not be going exactly diagonal, and that bothers you even more. So you just keep going.

"Honey, do your homework", you respond, "I am mom!" while typing, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ on the keyboard.

by dld123 November 21, 2019

tig ol bitties

The biggest pair of titties you've ever set your virgin eyes on.

Damn Billy, you mom sure has some tig ol bitties

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

Big ol' Boner Butt

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations

Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!

by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

big ol' truck

A truck typically driven by males throughout the southern and mid-western regions of the United States, the big ol' truck is considered a symbol of manliness in these regions. Many big ol' trucks are decorated with NASCAR or Git-r-done stickers. Owners of big ol' trucks routinely drive their trucks around in muddy fields in a leisure activity known as muddin'. The amount of mud one is able to plaster over the surface of one's truck is a prime determiner of the social hierarchy in some areas, and getting one's big ol' truck hung up so badly that someone else has to come pull it out with a chain is a very typical male bonding experience. Such experiences are glorified in some country music pieces, though they are painted in a more heterosexual light. Men who own or whose family's have been known to own specific makes and models of trucks often have very rigid opinions about their specific truck and are often very critical of other makes and models. Numerous debates on such subjects are very typical elements of conversation.

Jim Bob:"Hey there Leroy, you wanna come check out mah big ol' truck?"
Leroy: "Awright, man, what you got goin' on now?"
Jim Bob:"I finally got me a Dodge Ram twenty five hunnert SLT Diesel Big Horn Edition. Its real big."
Leroy: "Shiiiittt, man, I bet you really tearin' up them fields now, boy."
Jim Bob: "Yea, buddy, but the uther day I was foolin' around up there in that field offa Mason Road and I got hung up real bad in a ditch as deep as the height of yer' garage door here. Ol' George had come pull me right outta that thing with a heavy duty chain."
Leroy: "Yea, he's got one a them Ford ef' two fifty Triton Diesel V8 superduty kingcab jobbies don't he. That sonofabitch could pull anything outta anything."
Jim Bob: "Yea, probly, but I tell ya what, them Fords is still junk."
Leroy: "I hear ya there boy."

by Leroy' Jenkins' May 26, 2007

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010

LAUGHTER OL

Giving laughter when seeing things from two sides.

Why did the chicken do the road crossing? To see two sides of the issue. LAUGHTER OL.

by meow said the dog August 16, 2010