nocando

You want to so badly, but you just can't, or something prevents you from doing so.

He asked me to meet him in the orchard and make love, but I had to say nocando, I'm married.

by big d March 3, 2005

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nognog

Person that cant do anything right, doesn't belong, always finds a way to fuck something up.

Origin: Started by one legendary man that works at a large uniform company. NOG stood for --Not Our Garment.

Joe this is the third time this week that you are late with these reports, man you are one fucking nognog.

by montauk November 22, 2007

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Nogan • Noganal Lie • noganit • hick nogan • nolan • nogas • nohands • negan • nogame • Nolan Middle School

NgaNga

in tagalog, a conditional that it's opened widely

man : excuse me lady your dress very very nganga
lady : ohhhh so, are you see my underwear??
man : nooooo, but i see a crack of your cunt!!!

by alfredo stefano February 17, 2007

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Noga Pants

Yoga pants on someone that is too fat or disfigured to be wearing them

Yoga Pants on that fat-ass bitch? More like Noga Pants.

by Megaweapon February 26, 2013

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Nagano

A stinky town in Japan which was actually infamous for its bad air quality. Nagano is home to grouchy old women who don't like you and sexy Judo masters who do. It never rains here ever.

"Wow, that old woman's a bitch."
"No kidding? She just immigrated from Nagano."

by Saki D August 5, 2008

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