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Person that cant do anything right, doesn't belong, always finds a way to fuck something up.

Origin: Started by one legendary man that works at a large uniform company. NOG stood for --Not Our Garment.
Joe this is the third time this week that you are late with these reports, man you are one fucking nognog.
nognog by montauk November 22, 2007
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Lemme get some of that nognog.
NogNog by Hello im Baker February 9, 2010
when someone says something so stupid you cant call him anything else but nognog
"Hey man, look at that flying horse!"
"Oh Jerry, you're such a nognog!"
nognog by nognogger July 3, 2018

Ur dog a nignog 

The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.
Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay.
Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian.
Frank: Ur granny tranny.
Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap!
Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog.
(Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)
Ur dog a nignog by 5W00GY March 20, 2018

Nignoggery 

An attempt by a black person to disturb the white community
Yo, i seen some nignoggery going on earlier
Nignoggery by BadassMemes June 15, 2018

nonogamy 

The choice to remain single and unmarried by someone's own free will, and the unwillingness to enter a relationship.
Friend: Are you getting married?
Me: Nope, I'm going with nonogamy.
nonogamy by wissMngm June 5, 2018

Nignoggery 

A combination of the word nigger, and tomfoolery. It is used to describe an annoying act, which is also commonly associated with being black. If you are at a party, and someone eats all of the watermelon and/or chicken, and drinks all the Kool Aid or other fruit drinks, this person has just committed Nignoggery. Although this is the best use of the word, any annoying act can be called Nignoggery, but it not loses any connection to being black, and is just a ridiculous word used in place of "shinanigans" and "tomfoolery".
Derrick- " Yo, let me get that last glass of Kool Aid and that last piece of Fried Chicken?! "

Lexe- " Derrick, you need to cut out the Nignoggery. "
Nignoggery by NigNoggery August 28, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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