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Nickelodeon Bitch Slap 

When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.
After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.

Nickelodeon

Shit.

Utter and complete shit.

They were fine for a while, when they played shows that actually were FUNNY.

Now it's Spongebob 24/7 with brief dashes of cheesy (also known as iCarly) every few hours. Add a few Victorious episodes, maybe a dash or two of gay teen singing really badly (Big Time Rush) and VIOLA! We have ourselves the mother of all shitty channels. (right after MTV)

It made a brief comeback with the strangely funny show Invader ZIM but, of course, it wasn't preppy (see teenybopper) enough, so they canceled it.
A few years back:

Me- *watching Nick and laughing hysterically*

And now:

Me- *watching Nickelodeon with an expression of dull boredom and shock* What the HELL am I watching? O_O;
Nickelodeon by HaterOfViacom August 13, 2010

Nickelback

A band so bad you can't even laugh at it.
With a frontman so terrible that one would pay to go to their show just to egg him.
Did nickelback write that song"rockstar" seriously?
Or was that some kind of sick joke?

Nickelodeon

A scheme for animated characters to take over the us government, by using little kids brain washed by the tv shows produced on this channel.
OH MY GOD!!!! Reptar just shot OBAMA!!!!!....Oh well........Nickelodeon!

Plug nickel 

Worthless someone who I worthless or something that is worthless or less than worthless
Your not worth a plug nickel.
Plug nickel by Mordy7 January 26, 2019

Nickelodeon

A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.
I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.
Nickelodeon by Jason February 20, 2005