Nut It Out

To figure out the details of something, usually in a group.

It's funny because it sounds like ejaculating.

"We went over budget again this month, so Bill and I Nutted it out in his office and I think we figured it out."

"Hold on a second, I'll go nut it out in the hallway."

by AWaywardAdventurer September 4, 2016

nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.

"He had nut stains all over his pants"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

nut muck

Seamen, Cum, Spunk, Jizz

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.

by Fly!! March 11, 2007

Nut Smeg

Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.

I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.

by Joe hitts January 2, 2009

Nut Caped

To rape someone by fiercely and brutally twist to pairs of male testicals together.

Dude, you just got Nut caped

While playing dead space:OMG I ALMOST GOT NUTCAPED

by MENINDANUTSOHARDANALLY October 29, 2009

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010