muff diving

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.

Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.

by Ana Elena October 4, 2005

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Muff Cabbage

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.

Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.

by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010

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muff coral

when the woman's vagina has heaps of thick pubes

mitchell rice has muff coral all over his body

by peter hennessy thinks mitchell rice is gay January 2, 2007

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muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.

"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."

by Malonetogether April 5, 2009

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muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.

ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from

by Tiku January 14, 2008

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