muddy nightmare

An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS

Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare

by Buttexploder November 9, 2014

Muddy Pussy

A female who's vagina is very dirty and has a lingering fishy odor.

Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"

Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."

Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"

Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!

by chanceofstormm December 9, 2021

ben mundy

Ben is freaking spastic head who likes men and has ADHD and is always annoying

Ben Mundy is coming, better run!

by Yunhao Wu June 20, 2019

Stuck in a muddy driveway

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.

I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.

by R. Lot April 11, 2010

Madysin

A stubborn but beautiful girl, who dates a lot of people and has had their nudes all over their school but everybody still "loves" her.

Mike: Look there's Madysin! Doesn't she look great today!

by fabulousbeauty01 November 12, 2015

Muddy Volcano

This is when you stand someone upside down on their head and shoulders right before they have to shit, urinate in their butthole, then kick them in the stomach so hard that they shit with a volcanic-like explosion.

That jerk learned who was boss after I kicked the shit out of him and he tasted his own Muddy Volcano.

by Johnny Ock October 20, 2006

Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.

Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.

by McPartland February 24, 2008