admin monkey

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.

Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."

by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008

monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

crud monkey

A south-county term for poop on a stick.

"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"

by jraek May 14, 2009

cuche monkey

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.

Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.

by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009

phat monkey

A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.

"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"

by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008

code monkey

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

by Ian Maxwell July 4, 2004

nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

by crist November 21, 2010