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classic mix up 

When you accidentally fuck the dog and beat the wife, instead of the other way around
"Good morning Ted! What's wrong?"
"I accidentally had a classic mix up this morning"
classic mix up by 093728993 June 13, 2016
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Ho chi Minh trail mix 

Asian bagged lunch carried on by passengers of any given yet all encompassing shuttle bus originating from any Chinatown to a major comparable metropolitan destination.
Liu Ming, prior to boarding the bus from The Bowery in NYC to Philadelphia-Center City, purchased his Ho Chi Minh Trail Mix consisting of dried cuttlefish and kim chi.

Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force 

The funniest rip on TimmyTurnersGrandDad, I loved that obscure reference!
At 0:00, the melody changes to the TimmyTurnersGrandDad rip "Gadget Room (hahahahaha Mix) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force".

rusty trail mix 

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.
" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"

party mix 

An equal amount of Skittles and M&Ms put into a bowl or serving dish, mixed together.
I like to keep some party mix on hand, because it is perfect for all occasions.
party mix by theshed24 August 25, 2010

cuban mix 

a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
cuban mix by michael foolsley January 29, 2010