Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.
The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
by madjackal May 2, 2004
Get the john madden mug.A school for those who are beginning adolescence. Due to the fact that some are prepubescent, and some are WAY past that point, and the fact that hormones are going coo-coo this is an extremely awkward time in a person's life.
Middle School Boy: Hey! Whats up?
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
by MSkid March 27, 2010
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FUCKING HELL
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
Get the Middle school mug.A middle school full of poor kids that have nothing better to do than to brag about their surviv.io wins and their Fortnite wins. The jocks are jerks, the teachers are ok, but the worst part are the boy's locker rooms.
Person #1: Dude, where do you go to middle school?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #1: Sucks for you.
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #1: Sucks for you.
by Naqashii June 6, 2018
Get the Sherwood Middle School mug.We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.
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