mantos

1. (as a noun) An unwanted sporadic growth of dark hair covering the bottom of the chin and the entire throat.

2. (as a noun; alt. definition) An extremely annoying girl who forces herself on other people, especially married men at least a decade her senior.

3. (as a verb) To incorrectly state a persons name in front of a large audience. This is most commonly the result of how useless or unimportant that person is.

Note: In the third definition, a mantos cannot be a mispronounciation; it has to be a name stated incorrectly as a result of how little value that person has as a human being.

ex. 1 "Did you get that cut on your chin shaving your mantos?"

ex. 2 "If you don't quit being such a mantos with that dude, his wife is going to kick your ass."

ex. 3 "Next, I'd like to introduce President George W. Blush."

by Melissa Manos November 8, 2008

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Mantonio

The epitome of bromance. Bromance above all bromances. Usually, one member embraces, this bromance, while the other rejects it (but secretly loves it). Everyone else ships it (often not in a bromancy way but in a romancy way)
Originally the ship name for a Matthew and an Antonio, who were also a bromance above all bromance
abbreviation: Mantoto

"Destiel from Supernatural is such a Mantonio!"
(They may think they're besties, but everyone else knows better)

"Yeah, you're right, Johnlock as well."

by Sonmi-451 March 11, 2014

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