Maryland Kiss

When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.

I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.

by Paddington Beard November 7, 2011

Maryland

Northeastern State that has more in common with New Jersey than anything else. Dull, expensive, high taxes, and generally crap.

take your shots first before you go to Maryland.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

Maryland Milkshake

Taking a large glass and filling it with a mixture of shit and semen, usually topped off with whipped cream and a cherry. Serve chilled.

Ayo nigga i swapped JaSean's Wendy's Frosty with a Maryland milkshake and he threw up all over my new Bathin Apes.

by Ardin94 March 20, 2009

Marlin De May

the coolest gangster in the world

wow i wish i was like Marlin De May

by the cool dude 3312 November 21, 2010

Marlins Dick

it is large

marlins dick is pretty big i guess

by marlinsdick December 10, 2018

Maryland

Maryland is a made up place, that's actually Massachusetts.

Quad: I am from Maryland.
Nick: You mean Massachusetts, which is absolute trash.

by Grimfox34 January 14, 2019

Marsling

One who lives on Mars with Elon Musk and drives around Tesla’s

“Naww we hitch a ride to Mars with Elon and drive Tesla’s around by ourselves leaving all the earthlings behind” -First future Marsling

by rachelraeautumn February 23, 2021