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K Martini

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71
by JJRedneck May 1, 2025
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Robert Martins

It means a guy who can become anything
Eddy: Who's--
Eddy: M
Guy: A
Gig: R
Tin Guy: Tin

Robotnik: Rob
Ert: Erts--

And there they have it they spelled the word Robert Martins
by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025
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Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.
"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."
by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026
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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it
by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021
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avery ate martins ass

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.
by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023
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