Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

marbles

testicles. almost always used in plural.

yo, you've got no marbles. i bet she's going to get away with that.

grow a pair of marbles and just do it.

i need to have a threesome so i can give each of my marbles some independent action.

by mindmatter June 6, 2005

marble cake

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex

whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!

by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004

marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are

Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady

by kahn May 13, 2005

marbled

To spew or vomit a small amount on yourself out of nowhere while sitting peacefully.

I was riding in the car to get some coffee when I marbled some of my previous evening's libations on my lower lip and shirt.

by Danimal3 April 15, 2013

Marblehead

A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Marblehead can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there is a lot to do for kids but they don't realize it or try looking. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time. But honestly it is a beautiful town and if you can't find anything to do outside you suck.

Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Marblehead tonight, let's just sit around and complain.

Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else...

Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town.

Kid 2 - Ok...

by CRAZYEIGHTSSS October 14, 2009

maclaren F1

the maclaren is the best car in the world if u dont think so go screw ure self it may cost a bomb bt it is worth it

sculpted by the gods and tuned to perfection

by greig January 3, 2005