by chillyZ January 1, 2017
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Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."
Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."
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Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."
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Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.
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