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sausage magnet

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!
by chillyZ January 1, 2017
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Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Magnetic Lesbians

Lesbians SO gay they seem to reel other lesbian and bisexual girls in, subsequently sticking to them.
"Oh my god, Rikki and Char are such lesbians, they're practically magnetic lesbians!"
by Rikkithemagnificent December 15, 2012
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psychobitch magnet

a guy who keeps on having relationships with phychotic females
''shit i must pick them, i must be some kind of psychobitch magnet or sumthink''
by senior cebolla August 8, 2012
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Trick Magnet

1. A man who attracts Tricks.
2. Someone who always gets with slutty bitches.
Debby: "ew. who's that whore?"

Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."

Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."
by j0shuapwnzn00bz March 2, 2011
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prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.
Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.
by ihud March 5, 2011
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splooge magnet

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet
by Carlo999 June 30, 2011
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