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Magnets

A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.
Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.

Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011
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Magnetard

"Look at those idiots sticking together... Magnetards"
by SCDC March 2, 2009
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Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.
I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!
by ohhiteng December 9, 2008
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Faggot Magnet

A heterosexual male who unwillingly and sometimes unknowingly attracts men, either straight or gay but always annoying.

Also, someone who is acting ill-respectfully.
1: We shouldn't have brang Dustin to the party, he's being a faggot magnet.

2: Let's ditch Dustin for another party, he's being a faggot magnet.
by Drewcracker January 22, 2006
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Mapletoe

I smacked the mapletoe out of Dan's mama last night
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Magnetic Poetry

1. Noun. A cheap metal board with several cheap magnets scattered all over it with simple to 'witty' words such as slather. Used to make poetry, or sexual innuendos
2. What dirty, smelly pot smoking hippies chant off and expect everyone to think they are original.
Bob: Dude, check out the board. Pure Magnetic Poetry.
Richard: "Girl...mouth...ed...plump...popsicle"?

Hippy: I thought over, about, solitary peach moon who floop as giggle.
Stoner: Word.
by GTRicky July 13, 2010
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Magnetron

Something that screws up the Grecco.
Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
by Roman_Nagel June 18, 2011
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