A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.
Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
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Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.
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Also, someone who is acting ill-respectfully.
Also, someone who is acting ill-respectfully.
1: We shouldn't have brang Dustin to the party, he's being a faggot magnet.
2: Let's ditch Dustin for another party, he's being a faggot magnet.
2: Let's ditch Dustin for another party, he's being a faggot magnet.
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Get the Mapletoe mug.1. Noun. A cheap metal board with several cheap magnets scattered all over it with simple to 'witty' words such as slather. Used to make poetry, or sexual innuendos
2. What dirty, smelly pot smoking hippies chant off and expect everyone to think they are original.
2. What dirty, smelly pot smoking hippies chant off and expect everyone to think they are original.
Bob: Dude, check out the board. Pure Magnetic Poetry.
Richard: "Girl...mouth...ed...plump...popsicle"?
Hippy: I thought over, about, solitary peach moon who floop as giggle.
Stoner: Word.
Richard: "Girl...mouth...ed...plump...popsicle"?
Hippy: I thought over, about, solitary peach moon who floop as giggle.
Stoner: Word.
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Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
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