Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mats roald

He is the best guy ever.

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald

by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021

Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.

I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!

by Dangus Smith August 6, 2023

mat bailie

A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats

He looks at me like mat bailie goats

by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 2, 2017

Mat Bennett

to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl

Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.

The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.

by hegh420 November 9, 2021

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025