MOSS

TO:Chill,Relax,Pause,Hold on,Stop,Remain in position.

yo man moss on that double cheseburger!

by Rick pickering April 3, 2008

Randy Moss

An NFL Wide Receiver who went from being the biggest bad ass in the NFL to the biggest joke. In 2007 Every Corner Back in the league was scared of being humiliated by him. Now he is an emotional wreck where dog shit is more likely to get a reception these days. This is due to the fact that he does not try when things don't go how he wants them to or in other words because he is a giant douche.

Guy 1: Did you see Michael Jenkins against the Giants?

Guy 2: Yeah that that pussy pulled a Randy Moss.

by Somet1 December 27, 2010

missy moment

Aggrivating a missy will result in the missy having a moment, commonly known as a missy moment.

In the event of a missy moment, be sure to keep a safe distance from the missy. At times, a short distance will not keep you safe. You may have to flee and take refuge far away from any missy.

Missy: ARRRRRR AAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!

Bobby: oo man that missy is having a moment!

Jim: what kind of moment, bobby?

Bobby: a MISSY moment!!!

Concerned citizens: RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS

by sosorrymissy March 15, 2009

mosey

- a type of slow forward movement of the legs that has some sort of component of swag to it, whether it be the sway in the hips or a certain kick in the leg it must have some sort of swag element

when i saw this group of older kids mosey over to the cafeteria, i got up and followed them

by Free My Willy November 22, 2011

mossbird

Looking at things from a higher perspective. Eating the seeds of knowledge and using it to accomplish goals.

Just look at it from a Mossbird's perspective

by eque July 24, 2006

Messy Recipe

A recipe that is not adequate to make a cake. Using a messy recipe could result in a 'crazy cake'.

This could be a term to describe 'creampie' in a child friendly manner.

Taken from 'the cake song' in the kids TV show 'Lazy Town'.

"You shouldn't use a messy recipe, your cake will end up crazy"

"I would go down on her, but that horse she just shagged has left a bit of a messy recipe'.

by mojorising October 2, 2006

Randy moss

the best wide reciever in the nfl who every1 thinks sucks coz he mooned the packers fans wen he scored a touchdown against them, loadsa people dont like him becuase he doesnt play for their team whereas if he did they would idolize him! Also see god, jedi and morpheus of the matrix

Me:You see randy moss catch 19 touchdowns yesterday?
Some packers fan:Randy moss sucks donald driver is the best reciever in the NFL
Me: packers suck ass apart from ahman greens beard.......
Packers fan: i got to go i think i hear my mum calling.

by Max thomson June 29, 2006