Mossified

When an individual becomes overwhelmingly high of the substance marijuana

Yo Lindsay,

Lindsay- ya Alice

Alice - lets get mossified

“Yo I’m mossified”

by Alibeach April 13, 2019

Mossed

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.

I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!

by MenOfScience September 21, 2018

Mossberg

America's oldest family owned and operated firearm manufacturer, and the largest producer of pump action shotguns in the world. Now one of the favored weapons by rappers in their songs.

"It's the hustler's ambition, close your eyes listen, see my vision, Mossberg pumpin', shotgun dumpin'" - 50 Cent

by jutm543 November 5, 2005

Mossbian

Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.

Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!

Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!

by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011

Mossberg

Company who produces fine weapons, specializing in shotguns.

Alex: I feel sorry for the guy who breaks into my house
Chris: why?
Alex: Because my Mossberg M500 will leave a gap between his kidneys.

by Alex Hatchock July 19, 2005

mossie

(Australian Slang)

A Mosquito.

pl. 'mossies'

"What's up jake?"
"I just got bitten by a mossie."

by Bob Hu January 8, 2004

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018