morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 11, 2008

morning dew

Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.

After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.

Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.

by Juliadew September 14, 2010

morning chubby

when u wake up in the morning with a big ass boner.

after my friend slept over i woke up with a morning chubby and a sore asshole. then i cried.

by shanematt July 09, 2005

Sunday Morning

A girl so nasty that she could only be a stripper on Sunday mornings when the strip clubs are empty.

Hey girl, did you see Ashley last night?

Sure did...she looked like a Sunday Morning.

or

Damn! Your funky ass look like a Sunday Morning.

by TeamHellCat September 05, 2012

Easy Morning

Pseudonym for a cat who "rolls with it" and doesn't let the weight of the world get him down.

"That cat is more relaxed than Al Sharpton's hair on a good day."

"Sure you right. He's most definitely easy like sunday morning."

by James Spade April 28, 2005

morning wood

When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.

When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.

by Eli R. May 23, 2008

Morning wood

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 30, 2002