Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019

Emily Monk

Loves to suck. If you date her, be ready for lots of sex and waking up in the middle of the night with her on top of you giving the most legendary sloppy head of your life. She loves to tease dicks and has amazing techniques to make you cum every time.

Me: I need Emily Monk on my cock man
Friend: ikr she gave Tom legendary head yesterday I heard

by JoJo Stalin III December 21, 2019

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

monke men

A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.

Hank: Dude I just joined the monke men

Travis: yo I'm thinking about joining too

by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020

crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

Flying Monke

A good video game for your mobile device (android).
Just search for "flying monke" on the google play store (quatations included)

have you played flying monke?
yes it is a very good video game

by bruggs March 3, 2020

Le Monke

*Fart* Uh oh Stinky Poop Ahahahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies Elelelele Haha Funny poop, poop funny Wheee Haha Yay for poopie Good poopie Poopie funny Hahahahahahaha Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny Yay Fun fun poop! Tee, hee, hee Poop poopie, yay Poop make me happy, happy, happy Yahahahahaha Uh oh I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha Oopsie, poopy underwear now Hee heehee We want poopies We want poopies Hahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha Poohoohoo-ah *cough* Poop

You Le Monke

by garysin July 5, 2020