Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

Militarizzm

Military but with rizz.

Too much militarizzm going on in the USA 🦅🦅

by urbanrevenge March 7, 2023

mr military

Military man in tommyinnits recent we joined the military! video

hey do you know mr military?
me:you mean from tommyinnits recent video?
yes!

by ItsCharliXD June 7, 2021

Hargrave Military Academy

An all boys school in Chatam, VA. this school is just a bunch of homosexual, uneducated, high and tight assholes.

Guy 1:Would you ever send your son to Hargrave Military Academy?

Guy 2:NOPE. Hell is better than this place.

by TheEaterOfWorlds69 March 3, 2023

Andy Milonakis

THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER!!!!Andy will have you on the ground laughing with tears streaming down your face with his random humor...not to mention his red plaid shirt.

Watch it every Sunday at 10:30 on MTV or at 10:30 every Friday on MTV2

Andy: I hate myself.Have a balloon.

Man:What? You hate yourself.Why?

Andy: I don't wanna talk about it.Why do you always have to pressure me!?

*starts crying and runs off*

Haha.....Happy Balloons kicks ass!!!!

by Sam Bam August 8, 2005

Military Intelligence

An oxymoron

Who says there's intelligence in the military?

by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003

French Military Victories

Existent, but not frequent. Mostly an online "im feeling lucky" thing that expresses how mad America was when the French wouldn't help us AT ALL (one hundred or so soldiers dont count every one) in the wars in Iraq etc........ Also a big topic of consternation with French people. Mostly because they have baguettes up there asses.

-Hey man! The French won the American revolution!!!

-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!

by U.S. Patriotism December 16, 2010