mystical metro

INSANE SPEED AND OP NESS IN FORZA JOKE OF THE CENTURY

That mystical metro is fire

by MYSTICAL METOR November 3, 2019

Metro

metro.

wow metro sucks at rust

by metro bad at rust January 21, 2022

Metro boomer

A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.

I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.

by Granny in Texas, Arlington June 15, 2024

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Domesticated metro sexual

A Portuguese guy who wears a black and pink hat.

That pink and black hat really brought out his domesticated metro sexual side.

by Red_beard January 23, 2022

West Metro

A roblox group that runs Automatic Trains in a fictional city called Weston.
The group is owned by x444e and has been since October 2024

I took a journey with West Metro. It's a lot better the Tongbusz

by x444e December 2, 2024