Maserati Levante

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.

Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”

by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022

Mike Lova

1: Legendary Dj/Beat Maker Hailing from Rhode Island. He’s worked with many known Major Artists behind scenes and has been involved in many projects. His modo is spread Love Not War. Mike is an independent Hip Hop Artist “I’m dolo it’s just me I love everyone, unless you disrespect me, how you treat me is how I treat you” Too a certain point none of us are perfectly. He’s been making beats and DJing private parties since age 14 and put DJing private parties ect too the side. To focus on his beat making production. He has dropped a few blend mixtapes in which a famous Dj “can’t mention names” used his mixtape too get a major gig that changed that man’s life. “Hey I wish him the best…what are ya gonna do” Looking forward too many future projects from Mike Lova aka mikelova05 aka Mike “Lova” Calenda. You can Google for all his metadata. Just click on did you mean Mike Lova? Mike Love from the beach Boyz trumps him on there obviously because he’s a superstar

2: A person that love’s mostly everything, had no hate in their blood, has passion and forgiveness for others;,

I went too the club the other night and Mike Lova was playing the best music DJing

by Michael Calenda August 24, 2022

Dirty Levan

When you bust yo nut at your male friend throwing it back

"Ayyo Stanley thew it back and my fellas Simon, Max and Nils did the dirty Levan"

by Holegaper69 December 21, 2023

Tomas Levancini

big muscular sexy Chilean boy and is impeccable at Rugby.

Person 1: "Have you heard about Tomas Levancini?"
Person 2: "Are you talking about that one big sexy Chilean boy that loves playing Rugby?"
Person 1: "Yes"

by Samyyyyy November 24, 2023

Poppa Leva

Popular Level Road in Louisville, KY. Never said normally unless you're from out of town.

Friend: "Aye kuz tryna get sum food near Poppa Leva?"
Friend 2: "Igh"

by 4SIDEGOON March 26, 2024

Un-boob-lievable

You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.

You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D

by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011

Pulled a Levante

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.

John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'

by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011