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Lisa

a freakin AMAZING chica...anything but unattractive. Hell she is totally far from that. Can we say delilctible....Loves chinese food and tattoos. Loves moths doing there own kamakaze suicide atempts into flames. Usually a very good speller. And loves her little, should be, foreign car. And is always ready for a fun time.
Lisa: Whats another name for me?
Dustin: Delictable comes to mind.
Lisa: Hmmmm. I like it. Lets go get chinese and tats.
did i mention random too?
by Kdog the greek October 18, 2008
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lisa marx

Extremely talented bueatiful musician in the heavy metal band kitty
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LISA MARX MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by Brad Mason March 23, 2005
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Lineage II

Lineage II is an online RPG/adventure game with a suprisingly high addiction level. Thousands of players manage to hook their daily routines to the toil of Lineage. It is a relatively simple game, in comparison to World of Warcraft. One chooses one of the six races, one of the two professions and one either a male or female. From then on, you explore your local area and hunt wild creatures, collecting various monotonous items. Learning spells of variety is also possible. However, Lineage II follows a set pattern and so character customization is not possible is very weak and narrow. There are few potions, as opposed to the legendary Diablo.

That is the game description, but I have also created an acronym very suitable to the preface of Lineage II:
LOSER INTERNET NIP EYEGASM ADVENTURE GAME ENTERPISE. Like it?
Lineage can also be used as a verb, used to insult those of us who spend hours a day playing the game (nerds).
I bought Lineage II on eBay for $29.99

Stop Lineageing around!
by SIDIOUS March 5, 2005
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Lisana

Lisana is the hottest girl you'll know, she has the best body and if you find a girl called Lisana you don't want to let her go.
"DUDEEE! This girl called Lisana added me on snapchat, what do I do?"
"NO WAY!! Don't let her go, Lisana will send you some hot pics!!"
by lmdcegb June 10, 2020
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taking a lisa

taking a shit, taking a dump, defecating, pooping, crapping, dropping a deuce
by yejihermano March 24, 2023
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Bad Lisa

Alcoholic white trash from MySpace, who holds the record for the most deleted person on MySpace, with over 25 and counting. She lives in New Jersey, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers kept yelling "put it on, put it on!!") and now spends her days on both MySpace and her eponymous website, badmouthing people she has never met.

Bad Lisa broadcasts about 30-40 bulletins a day (because she is chronically unemployed) threatening various people on MySpace, taking it so seriously, she plans vengeance of various kinds in blogs which she sets to private (although her "friends" frequently betray her and report her to MySpace for terms of service violations). She imagines people she never met as her enemies that have to be bought down and humbled.

Bad Lisa usually has 1000s of backup profiles because her life is so meaningless, even with small children that she raises by herself, that MySpace and her blog talk radio are about all she has going for her. She has no money. Her "friends" are all from the Internet. She has "bitch" tattooed on her saggy breasts. Her hair is over-processed. Her skin is lizard like and melanomas ridden.

Her "talents" lie in mockery of a perceived MySpace user's identification name, or Photoshopping a default of that enemy in unflattering imagery. That is because Bad Lisa is ugly even without Photoshop tweaking.

Her blog talk radio shows are exercises in alcoholism run amuck, because she is so plastered during the broadcasts only a few words are somewhat audible. In her shows, she denounces people and threatens people with violence even though she has a criminal record and can ill afford to threaten people.

In short, Bad Lisa is a drunk, a former criminal, a failed pole dancer, a MySpace nobody, who is followed by the most hated drek in Internet history, and is destined to die of cirhosis of the liver if she doesn't do the world a favor and commits suicide.
Bad Lisa is the most hated woman on MySpace. More people have blocked her than even weak chinned rabble rouser ericbrooks.com.

Bad Lisa is about as low down the food chain as some rodents.

Bad Lisa? Her default is a pair of shapeless scrawny chicken legs in cheap, plastic looking, beat up pumps she bought from GoodWill.

"Oh my God, some Bad Lisa ran down my leg after a bad chilupe at Taco Bell!!!"

"Oh man! What's that smell? Who fucking Bad Lisa'ed and can someone get some Lysol?"
by UrbanTaliban January 22, 2009
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Linea

One of the HOTTEST girls alive- that should secretly go in a corner, choke on a shoe, and die, but still keeps coming back to obsess over Sex and Drugs! She is both the blessing and the curse of life. No one can ever deserve this hard core beast, but she still blesses us with her presence.
"Man, that girl is the coolest, sexiest, funniest girl alive... I want to go hide in a corner.."
"Dude, that's a Linea! That's how your suppose to feel."
by Ladysman3000 February 6, 2010
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