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Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
Lisa Dalzell by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011

lisa grace buccasio 

A really cool person who can be a mean person on the outside but sweet inside. And is sometimes judged, as well as scared of people. People are her least liked thing. She can have characteristics of a potato but is not one. Because that's stupid.
Wow! Lisa Grace Buccasio out of bed by 6:30! Why so early? :/

lisa kudrow

Lisa Kudrow is an actress ,producer ,mother, wife and more.
she has participated in many project over the years that as friends ,the comeback mad about you, easy a ,Web therapy and more.
She is most known for her character and Friends Phoebe buffay.
She has won an Emmy for her role as Phoebe buffay in the category of best supporting actress in a comedy series in the year 1998.
Lisa Kudrow has also portrayed Josie Marcus in "scandal"
lisa kudrow by Izzie stevens December 5, 2018
that lisa coon taste like caramel
Lisa Coon by snogga January 15, 2019

lisa voodoo 

just like onika voodoo, when someone places negative energy towards Lalisa Manoban aka Lisa Manoban from blackpink in any form at all, which karma will indeed come to play when said someone least expects it.
this dude just called Lisa Tiffany. Lisa’s extentions will somehow flick his face from metres away. that’s just how Lisa Voodoo works!!

lisa may 

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth
“I fucked Lisa May so hard last night” person A, “Same” person B
lisa may by Brooksy May 6, 2019

Lisa longarm 

Someone who has extra long limbs. Perfect for taking selfies.
I’m so happy you’re a Lisa longarm. Our selfie was doooope.
Lisa longarm by Iamtaller September 21, 2019