Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

Lasater

A skin blemish, especially a mark caused by a lover biting or sucking the skin, on someone's anus.

Last night, Jeffrey was rimming me and he gave me a lasater. Seth asked, "What's a lasater?" It's a hickey on my butthole

by Lasater November 10, 2017

Laserdisc

An ancient and absurd technology which forced humans to purchase excessively large disks which held movies for viewing on an excessively large device for a brief period of time. Hipsters now find these large discs trendy and accumulate them to host "Laserdisc'ing parties" where they gather, drink PBR's, and watch movies such as The Notebook.

Dude, lets hit that totally hipster awesome Laserdisc party - Random Hipster DB.

by RandomHDB August 31, 2011

Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.

Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

lametown

Something blantantly idiotic or uncool. Can be used as an adjective, a noun OR metaphorically.

1) That party was so lametown.
2) Way to take a trip to lametown, John.
3) A: Your mom is like the mayor of lametown. B: Oh yeah, why don't you go back to your condo in Lametown Heights?

by whar2007 March 26, 2007

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

lametastic

1. To be as lame as something is fantastic.

"Did you get the new Ashanti CD?" "That shit is lametastic."

by Lolita October 13, 2003