Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

Cock-knob

A sexually selfish male, who does not reciprocate oral sex.

Logan is such a cock-knob, he got a blowjob from Lexi, but did not reciprocate the act of oral pleasure.

by Indu Thyme March 31, 2023

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

Knob head

Some british thing i am ment to be

You are a knob head

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone

(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"

by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020