Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024

kebab hours

A timeframe of 2 hours that a person takes to at a doner kabab

*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho

by dstarbucks123 June 17, 2019

Kebabed

When you are about to loose something and you are pinned in a position (instead of I’m dead meat)

Far out last night I got Kebabed

by Language March 12, 2022

I kebab

A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.

Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.

by jaraS128 May 25, 2017

Lil Kebab

A world of warcraft player's alter ego. Real name Gucc - rapper name Lil Kebab. Watch out for those kebabs because like his mixtape, they're straight fire.

I dont know if he could really be a real habibi but Lil Kebab sure is one of the boys.

by DiabolicNick March 4, 2021

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018