A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.
by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016
Get the Meaty Kebabmug. by roman and anna February 20, 2023
Get the kebabmug. Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018
Get the Squat Kebabmug. Verb
When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024
Get the Kebabmug.