A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019
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A GORGEOUS GIRL.Thats such a great friend.Kalan will always have your back!shes very crazy she also likes to try new things!🤪
by Merry happy January 2, 2019
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Get the Kaganos mug.The nicestHonest and shortest person you’ll ever meet she is pretty and gets the guys even though she doesn’t want them she is caring loving for her friends she will do anything for them even though she might not have the strength to fight somebody she will mentally destroyed them if you have a Kagan in your life never let them go if you do let them go you will regret it
by It me crockett October 28, 2019
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person: Wow, what a hoe.
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person: Wow, what a hoe.
by kittyness hates karaness August 6, 2009
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