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social justice warrior

Definition of a "Social justice warrior":

Adjective (derogatory)
1: A racist, sexist, bigoted, kakistocratic, puritanical, sanctimonous, fascistic, cultural marxist, socialist, post-modernist, cultist, supremacist vigillante.

2: Useful idiot, guiliable, sophmoric, impulsive, reactionary (with little to no knowledge of world history, politics, economics or life experience) who wages war in the online and public arena in the name of "equality".

3. Un/witting cause of great "Joeseph Macarthy"-esque damage to public/private figures by hate mob, ostracisation and shame, deluded in the belief that they are helping the world in their projection of personal insecurites onto others.
Things a social justice warrior might say or endorse without knowing it:
1."Don't tell women how not to get raped, tell men not to rape!"
2. Equality = exclusive benefits and rights for some above others.
by Grumgrash Grogrobash September 28, 2015
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Southern Justice

The act of ejaculating on your own foot, and then kicking a girl in the crotch.
Janice needed to be punished and I was the man to do it. At first I planned a Northern Exposure, but then opted for Southern Justice.
by Strange Famous July 20, 2004
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Justice Juice

The name given to a man made, man produced beverage deployed using the unzip method. Usually described as a 'stiff' drink due to the major component involved in production.

Justice Juice is given to those whom need to be put back in their place or simply to demonstrate the pecking order in the boardroom.

Justice Juice is always served best lukewarn, straight up with a twist.
Craig: "So, what happened next?"
Paul: "I couldn't take it anymore, so I unzipped and gave the guy a dose of Justice Juice."
Craig: "Did it work?"
Paul: "Well, he authorised that business trip to a ski resort.."
by pdavey October 7, 2010
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Purple Justice

Justice that is dished out that may seem overly harsh and and not as equally fair but at the end of the day was probably required.
by Rameko October 16, 2010
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flat is justice

Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What
by Lolicon Man February 1, 2018
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justice boner

The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.
Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.
by limlams745 January 31, 2019
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Justice

She's the most extroverted introvert you'll ever meet. She tends to hide her secrets very well. Seems nice but has a dark side (or two!). She even stabs people with pencils, and whenever there's a potential murder weapon, she'll dive for it and has to be restrained! So be warned, if you stab her in the back, prepare for a scar on yours!
Person 1: Is she, like, psychotic or something?
Person 2: Beats me. Seems like a Justice.
by Budo's Kid Sister April 19, 2019
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