Halo Jumping

The act of jumping in motion, instead of running or sprinting. Mainly encountered in: every Xbox game. To do this press forward on the left joystick and rapidly press the (A) button. It is believed that this makes it harder for snipers and sprayers to hit said person doing the "Halo Jumping." This was first invented in Halo 2 in which multiplayer was first invented for Xbox. This is why it's called "halo jumping" for it originated in a Halo game.

Look at this gay little halo jumper, doesn't he know that "halo jumping" doesn't work in Call of Duty. *speaker then headshots the said halo jumper*

by theorgangepeel September 25, 2011

Jumpin Ur Bones

The act of getting someone to partake in sexual activities usually consisting of salad tossing, tea-bagging, dirty Harrying, and/or the use of a big black dildo sprayed with axe body spray.

Dude you should have Amy Jump Ur Bones tonight.

Dude isn't it great when girls be Jumpin Ur Bones for no reason.

Bryan is so gay because Amy wanted to Jump His Bones but he didn't cheat on his girlfriend.

by Sennsagay August 8, 2009

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

by poo91 April 13, 2009

jumping bean

a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.

I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today.

by disgruntled cracker December 27, 2004

Jumping Jahosafats

Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one

Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.

"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"

"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."

by 2 HA November 10, 2015

clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

by Retard Clan June 4, 2008