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Juice Newton 

Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.
I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.
Juice Newton by Spencer M. October 2, 2006
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Juice wrld 

He was the best rapper, song writer and singer ever in thisworld
Guy1: hey, do you know who juice wrld is?

Guy2:yeah, isn't he a rapper

Guy3:He past away today ):

Guy1andGuy2: oh R.I.P

(I still see ur shadows in my room)
Juice wrld by U say December 9, 2019

Juice wrld day 

ON THIS DAY JUICE WRLD DIED( rip ) ON DECEMBER 8 is NATIONAL JUICE WRLD DAY
“Hey what’s today”
“ It’s national juice wrld day

“Why”

“Because juice wrld died today ( rip )

Juice Card

Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.
She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!
Juice Card by McSexy Biatch September 29, 2008

juice masseuse 

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next
when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

Juice Heffer 

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.
"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."
Juice Heffer by 123108Disney November 6, 2009