Jebus

The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)

Jebus is teh pwn

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

jebis

jesus, when Homer Simpson was trapped in the peace corps in a small pacific island he was yelling over the CB radio "save me jebis"

"Save me jebis!"

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

Jebi

Someone who is a tremendous retard.

Pronunciation: "Je--bye"

"Shut the fuck up you jebi."
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"Can you tell me why your such jebi??"
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"Can't even call me a jebi... I didn't fail my grades like you."
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Boy: *Looks at word* "Jedi??"
Boy-2: "It's jebi... you fucking jebi..."

by Dat BOI__ July 18, 2016

Jebodh

One who is always eating cookies while trying to look busy at work. Can also be used as a verb.

Man, that guy is always eating them cookies instead of doing work.

Yeah man, he's a real jebodh.

AS VERB

Yo dude, quit jebodhing and give me those damn statistics i asked for!!

by Pleagus January 9, 2010

Jebua

Shut up right now, I don't want to hear you, you're annoying.

Person 1: "You need to start helping around the house, wash the dishes, do the laundry, get off your ass"
Person 2: "Jebua"

by 1234 Cha November 6, 2014

jebati

Just means fucking in bosnin serbian and croatian

I jebati your bitch last night

by Ajdobeast February 28, 2017

Jebusite

The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.

Random well meaning person: Hi
Jebusite: Carl says your a jebusite
Random now Jebusite: Finally!!!!

Jebusite: The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.

by Perry December 12, 2016