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José

A friend's drunk alter-ego.
Me: Hey cool time at the party last night!
Steve: I wasn't there, you must be talking about José
by Chlozozo November 11, 2014
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A guy who may be smart but can't be trusted when it comes to complex math like calculus and trigonometry. He is funny and makes you laugh at some jokes with dark humor. He can be someone you tell your secrets to before your closest friends.
Guy: José is a cool dude.
Girl: He really is, but he gave me the wrong math equation, again.
by BelowAverageBoi January 10, 2019
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People who have this name pronounced "ho-zay" are generally OK people. But people who have this name pronounced "Joe-zay" are absolute KINGS. You'll remember meeting a "joe-zay" because you probably fell in love with him the moment he opened his mouth and you heard him speak in his unreasonably sexy accent (as he tells you it's actually pronounced "joe-zay". José's tend to be tall (over 6'), tan and muscular with a body that would make a god jealous. They often have no distinct hair or eye color (almost like all hair and eye colors appear at the same time, no identifiable or distinct color showing through). Just when you start to catch your breath after taking in the physical beauty and sexiness of a José, you're awestruck again by their even more perfect personality. José's are the most charismatic people you will ever meet, they tend to be sociable and speak in such a way that makes you feel like the most interesting and important person in the world. José's absolutely radiate a joy and their positive vibe is unmatched. Not only that, but Josés are intelligent. They have a unique and brilliant mind that somehow finds the perfect balance between common sense and openness for adventure. If you encounter a José, you're bound to form an attachment to them that will not only bring joy and happiness into your life, but also restore your faith in humanity and give you the incentive to better your own self. Josés are the greatest people to be born of mortal flesh.
Anyone would want José to be their best friend/boyfriend.
by ColossalKracker August 18, 2020
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José

A very common name used in South America, Spain, Central America, Caribbean Island, and Mexico. (A name is for a Hispanic/Latino Male.)
My name is José and i'm from Venezuela.
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josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006
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_Jose_

He is to be found in the private chat on iFunny named Highly Offensive!!!. Hes into sports and has a corny personality with lame jokes. Likes to eat as much as a hippo yet gain no pounds. Uses a lot of banter and flows with the jokes. In other words, he's an abnormally amazing human being.
Damn is that my boy Jose? Nah foo that's the man _Jose_.
by Carne_Asada January 25, 2019
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José

A fucktard that sucks hella dick and is a weapon, he takes bricks to school and laughs like a dumbass while at the same time loving any girl with a dick.
“Hey josé, don’t you want izzy’s Dick

“Yes”
by UrbanHokage February 9, 2018
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