When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.
Marc: what did she say?
Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!
Marc: what did she say?
Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!
by XC Liberty League September 22, 2009
I ate four tacos and then rode the subway for two hours! When I finally got to a bathroom the shit that ripped out of my ass was jesus.
by Travis Dean January 15, 2008
Jesus is a man that makes wonders but some poeple think Jesus was born in christmas but thats not true ok bey
by The guy with the true story January 10, 2022
Dude, this hamburger is like Jesus on my tongue.
Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus
Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus
by bensonisjesus November 12, 2008
Anyone that has this name, is a sweet person. He wants to see everyone happy. He loves to make others laugh. He is the best person ever. He focuses on people's happiness other than his self. He is funny af. He can be a dick sometimes, but hes a sweetheart. He'll always be there for you. He will never leave your side. He is the type of person who if you hurt him, he'll still forgive you. he is the type of person who will do anything to see a smile on your face. Hes a freak. Hes down for you nomatter what. anyone who has his heart must be really lucky
by Sandy.cheeks February 27, 2017