Jesus

Some mexican douche

Jose: Hola Jesus!

Jesus: Chupa mi pito!

by Qman729 January 5, 2009

The Jesus

When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!

Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.

Marc: what did she say?

Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!

Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!

by XC Liberty League September 22, 2009

jesus

(adjective) Describing something that is very beautiful, or relieving.

I ate four tacos and then rode the subway for two hours! When I finally got to a bathroom the shit that ripped out of my ass was jesus.

by Travis Dean January 17, 2008

Jesus

Jesus is a man that makes wonders but some poeple think Jesus was born in christmas but thats not true ok bey

Guy 1: did you know that Jesus was born in christmas
Guy 2: thats not true

by The guy with the true story January 10, 2022

Jesus

an adjective used to describe any thing amazing, i.e. taste, smell, sight, etc.

Dude, this hamburger is like Jesus on my tongue.

Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus

by bensonisjesus December 9, 2008

Jesus

wack

Jesus is wack

by -emiley:) April 20, 2019

jesus

gay mexican and short

dam jesus

by MeNoNiggagay September 16, 2019