flesh pretzel

When two person's penis are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

by The Sage Baconfase and the Prophet Thelaros September 15, 2008

pure flesh

The act of thrusting one's palm into a bare man's genitals with extreme force. Usually done as a malicious act of revenge.

Bothered by the numerous sexual advances of Tyler, Erica accordingly decided to remove Ty's pants and undergarments in order to pure flesh him. She then slammed his balls into his stomach with her palm.

by Nicholas Bivens August 27, 2009

flesh balloon

a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.

Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.

by jafus December 9, 2005

flesh tank

noun, person able to inflict a lot of damage, cause havoc and chaos while sustaining minimal damage to themselves, and others that they are protecting

arnold shwarzenegger is a world famous flesh tank

by bigmattph November 6, 2009

flesh lotus

Another name for female genitalia.

I can't wait to taste the nectar of my girlfriend's flesh lotus.

by aintnobumblebee December 17, 2010

Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

flesh faucet

the dick of a man who can drop a ton of man relish on his unsuspecting partner

Peter North made Christy Canyon take a drink from his flesh faucet.

by deezinutz April 30, 2008