Jamie Hume

A sweaty tryhard who watches fortnite videos and doesn't come at of his room

O that Guy is a Jamie Hume

by MishaBeast April 13, 2019

Shelby hummel

She is the most beautiful, thoughtful and athletic girl in the world. With eyes that’ll make your heart drop, a smile that lights up the world and her voice which is so perfect and reminds you of angels. She is full of natural beauty and looks amazing without makeup and doesn’t know it. Has a sensitive heart because of all the time it’s been broken. You don’t wanna break her heart because she’s one of a kind and you should know never to leave her because you won’t get anyone better

Person 1:Remember that girl you used to date?
Person 2: who shelby hummel?
Person 1: Yeah,you shouldn’t have lost her she’s perfect

by Yup_thats_me July 18, 2019

Electric Hummer

When you receive a hummer whilst having your nipples electrocuted by a car battery

That bitch gave me an electric hummer and my nipples are sore today

by jaybena November 3, 2020

Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

backyard hummer

When your balls deep in a girl's ass and she fars on your dick...

I was banging my wife's ass and she gave me a good ol' backyard hummer...

by xWoRdToYoMoMmAx October 8, 2023

Rock the Hummer

Protest something or someone by getting on top of a Humvee ranting and raving about an injustice to attract support.
(made popular by Ivy Supersonic parking her Humvee outside Rupert Murdoch's NYC condo screaming "Pay up Rupert!"

I should go right in front of that ripoff store and Rock the Hummer.

by Morty C. December 28, 2007

crossing the humber bridge

Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.

My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.

by Rab54 December 10, 2017