how to be smart

Urban dictionary wont make you smart dumbass.

you cant be look up "how to be smart"

by BISBOI May 4, 2018

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

how was that not a kill

When you are playing a shooter and you swear to the highest power that you just wiped them from existence but they are completely fine.

nigga how was that not a kill? I just LAZERED that man

by A.Aron January 4, 2019

how to piss deakythediscobean off

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welcome to how to piss deakythediscobean off

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

by Joseph Blackman November 18, 2020

how did u find this?

Im bored. Im supposed to be doing hw but i hate it. I mean who doesn't? School is torture. Homework is beyond torture. Im just typing random things on the urban dictionary. Why am i even writing this? This isn't gonna get posted. If u r voting plz vote post. and actually read it.

No but srsly how did u find this?

by Why is this happening January 6, 2021