herman lipshits

a name that you give a person that is so frugal with his money its scary

" you know that kid ryan"

"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "

by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

Hermonculified

To be absolutely bazazzed and/or overwhelmed with wonder.

“My girlfriend surprising me with our holidays plans on a cruise, absolutely hermonculified me!”

by SpideyFlame December 27, 2022

Hermansa

It's how you say, "A very handsome man." in Spanish.

Caleb eres hermansa.

by calerissa.org February 24, 2023

Herman Ludlow

some guy who sang in a choir and had a deep voice. The guy was very tall, statuesque, and muscular.

hey Fred, did you see that tall statuesque man who just crossed the street? Yes I did. By the way, that guys name is Herman Ludlow. and I heard he can sing good. Well he should come sing at my wedding, and have him sang me and Mrs. Jones.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Herman

Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.

Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*

by bi613en May 21, 2023

Hermanism

A religion formed by the leader of the Hermit crabs across the world.

The Hermit Crabs main religion is Hermanism

by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023