have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.
"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."
by The Hawk! February 26, 2016
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having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.
i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up
by Fry On HY November 19, 2020
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having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off
(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”
by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022
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having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals
im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
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to have the runs

to have the runs
To have the runs. When food is not properly cooked or if one drinks water unfit for human consumption, one invariably has diarrhea. "The person has the runs". He has to run very quickly to the nearest toilet so as not to release his bowels in his pants.
by Deauville650 July 03, 2017
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No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.
Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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having fun

another word for having a quick wank
mate ill phone ye back i'm just having fun real quick
by Thatonenonce June 10, 2019
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